Teenage Drivers – Not because I hate tricked out, 4 cylinder rice rockets, or the ridiculous spoiler hanging off the trunk, or the annoyingly loud exhaust.  But because you don’t know how to drive the damn thing.  When you’re swerving through traffic because your time apparently is worth more than mine, you’re actually causing traffic you idiot.  Stop driving all aggressive like because you think you’re hard.  You’re 16 and you don’t know shit.  Calm down, drive slower and respect other drivers.  I may be asking too much by throwing around the “respect” word but if you’re 16 and you’ve figured out what “respect” means, you’ll go a long way.