Al Qaeda – Whenever I hear another story about these idiots, it simply ruins my day.  These guys amount to nothing more than backwards, undersexed, ignorant sheep who follow a slightly less undersexed, ignorant leader to restore their once mighty kingdom and stop the West.  Let me drop a bomb right now.  Before oil, you guys were playing in the sand.  You don’t like your society change it.  Don’t watch MTV, don’t dress like the West and don’t sell us oil if you hate us so much.  We’ll buy it from someone else.