Parking Tickets – Who grows up wanting to be a meter maid?  The guy who got picked last every day in elementary school and usually ugly chicks.  This is their revenge and oh how sweet it is.  $65 for going 5 minutes over on the meter.  I’m glad that my struggling ass has to keep my bankrupt state afloat.  They drive around in those little meter maid cars, with every piece of law enforcement equipment except for a friggin gun!  Dude, at lease carry a firearm so you feel like a cop.  Cities need to make money, I know.  And people should respect parking laws, I know.  But a parking ticket ruins my day.