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Jokes / Funny Stuff (3)
The room was full of pregnant women with their partners.
The class was in full swing.
The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurance to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy.
She said "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walkingis especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles andwill make delivery that much easier."
Just take several stops and stay on a soft surface like grass or a path.
She looked at the men in the room, " and gentlemen, remember -- You'rein this together -- It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her.
The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information.Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand."Yes?" answered the instructor."
I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golfbag while we walk??
Dine with Shamu. A great idea? or the GREATEST idea?
Written by PsychoDadWhat could go wrong with this? Lets play a game called name that HeadLine.
I also wonder why they closed since it says, re-opening. hmmmmmm.
Friendship Between Woman:
A woman didn't come home one night.
The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house.
The man called his wife's 10 best friends. NONE of them knew about it.
Friendship Between Men:
A man didn't come home one night.
The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house.
The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over and two claimed that he was still there.
United We Stand
